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Grandpa's has always been known for our great gags, jokes, and cheesy gifts. As a matter of fact, these were our main source of income for a couple of years! Here, you will find some items that are closeouts, discontinued, damaged, or with shopworn packaging. These items will say so, plainly.

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These joke & gag pages will change frequently. If you have had a hard time finding an item and you find it here, now is a good time to purchase it. What was here, yesterday, may be gone, today.

Any joke item that is underlined, will take you to a page with more complete detailed information, and/or possible pictures of the gag.

These items are here, with the intention of bringing a smile to your face. You are solely responsible for any repercussions from the use or misuse of anything you find on these pages. We also do not guarantee the suitability of any item, for any particular purpose :)

PLEASE NOTE: Although the products will be as described, the packaging may vary somewhat, depending on what arrives from our supplier. If you have any questions, feel free to call or email us!


Back Seat Drivers License New, but discontinued by our supplier.
Limited to quantities on hand. Everyone knows the person that has
to drive the car from the pasenger seat. My own Grandma admits
that she does, and always will. I gave her something similar way
back. It didn't improve her ability much, but at least, now she was
legal :)
Some of the text: "This is to certify that the person herein named
has passed all tests for nervousness and has been licensed to
irritate, annoy, criticise, and otherwise disturb the operator of the
JLFB002-Back Seat Drivers License 75 cents each

Fake Parking Ticket-New-Arrives as a pad of 25 blaze orange
tickets, in a plastic bag. Text says:This is not a parking ticket, but
if it were in my power, you would receive two. Because of your bull
headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken
enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and etc..etc..
Make sure the victim has a sense of humor!
JLF0061-25 Fake Parking Tickets  $1.49 per pad-SORRY SOLD OUT

Smelly Stuff -Poop Jokes & Gags

Fart Spray - New -Limited Quantity on hand, but can be ordered.
2oz can of "Phew! That smells grosssss!" Kids come up with the
best ideas for how to use this stuff. I have had kids tell me the
have used it in the bathroom, right before coming out... in the car,
while somebody is in the the waste paper basket...There
are lots of places you can have a little harmless fun with this stuff.
You could even try spraying your pooh pen, or kitty crap!
Can measures about 6 1/2" tall x 1 1/4" across.
JLF0007  Fart Spray $2.95 a can

Poo Pen - New - Comes carded.
If you have a really off beat sense of humor, this might just be the
pen for you! It actually resembles, what can I say? Pooh!
Your new number 2 pen!
The pooh pen is about 4 1/2" long, rubber, and very life like. The
pen portion, could easily be hidden from view if you wanted to be
really nauseating.
The card measures about 7" x 3 1/2"
JLF0134    Poo Pen  $1.95 Each
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