Sven & Ole's Beer & Brat Lutefisk Fishing Lure
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COLLECTABLE NOVELTY FISHING LURES
Sven & Ole's-Miracle* (German) Lutefisk Lure IX
Lutefisk** Fishing Lures ~ Weird Gifts

Sven & Ole's Miracle* Fishin Loors
MADE IN AMERICA, BY AMERICANS, FROM PARTS MADE IN COUNTRIES, WITH STRANGE SOUNDING NAMES, THAT YOU HAVE TO GET SHOTS TO GO TO.

Are these real fishing lures? Yes, these are real fishing lures, with real sharp hooks.

Aren't they just fishing jokes? Yes, these are intended as gag gifts, for your avid sportsman or just for fun. They still have real sharp hooks.

Will they really catch fish? They might...But it'd be a Miracle :)

Each Beer & Brat Miracle fishing loor, comes with instructions, in Sven & Ole's own words, about how they came up with the idea for the lure, and how well it works. They also provide the fisherman with tips, on how to use the Miracle Fishing Lures to their best advantage.

These Miracle Fishing Loors (Sven & Ole's spelling), are here, because the are probably the most unusual gag gifts, we have seen. Most men are hard enough to buy gifts for. My own dear Dad, always said "oh, just get me some new underwear", like that is something really sentimental he will always remember....

*Miracle Fishing Lure? Yes, it is a miracle fishing lure, because: "It's a miracle, if you catch anything!"

**Lutefisk? What is lutefisk? If you have never had lutefisk, I will let you in on a little secret... Just say no! Lutefisk is the National dish of Norway, but even most Norwegians gave it up, long ago, unless they live in Wisconsin. :) Basically, lutefisk is smelly dried fish, soaked in lye (yes, she said, LYE), and gently baked to a mush. This produces an unmistakable pulp of jello like character, but some say is quite tasty, although NOBODY eats it more than once a year...

Do you want to know the truth about Sven & Ole's Miracle Fishing Lures? You can read the whole truth, here!

Do you have some questions about the Lutefisk Fishin Loors? You can read the Miracle Fishing Loor FAQ, here!

Lutefisk Gags ~ Novelty Gifts
Beer & Brat Fishing Lure ~ Fishing Gifts
Sven & Ole's Miracle* Fishing Lures

Sven & Ole's Beer & Brat Details:
Our cousins Hans & Frans, from Germany, always catch more fish than we do. Extensive research lead us to the Miracle Beer & Brat Fishing Lure. Ole and I invented this loor for our German friends. The Beer and Brat is the wurst loor we make. To be perfectly frank, we know this loor will link you to any type of fish you seek, and furter your fishing experience.

Each Sven & Ole's Beer & Brat fishing lure comes in a clear plastic "clam shell" box, with illustrated silly story/ legend/ instructions for use, inside. The box measures about 6 1/2" x 4 3/4". These gag fishing lures vary in size from about 2 1/4" to nearly 5" in length, depending on the individual lure.

PLEASE NOTE: These Beer & Brat lures are real "fishing lures", so they have REAL sharp hooks, under a plastic guard. These gag fishing lures are NOT meant to be toys, and should be kept away from children and pets and the fishing hook impaired..
Remember: Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.

If you know somebody who likes to fish, has an interest in beer, or is otherwise difficult to buy gifts for, the Beer & Brat fishing lure might be just the gift for them!

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