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Oxymoron's  Oxymoron's.... 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Socrates - Ye Olde Philosopher Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear, or are about to repeat, a rumor. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance...
More Thoughts To Ponder...Thursday, April 12 2007 @ 01:33 AM Contributed by: Anonymous Views: 3,551 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Gladys & The Mirror Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. "You know, Harvey," she comments, "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my arms and legs
Old Lady In Court Little Old Lady in court......Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring
Message To The MoonNavajo Message to the Moon
Dog or Cat? Dog And CatAuthor Unknown I just realized that while children are dogs -- loyal and affectionate -- teenagers are cats. It's so easy to be a dog owner. You feed it, train it, boss it around. It puts its head on your knee and gazes at you as if you were a Rembrandt painting. It bounds indoors with enthusiasm when you call it. Then around age 13, your adoring little puppy
Me and God are Tight...Tuesday, August 15 2006 @ 11:36 AM Contributed by: Anonymous Views: 2,115 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"
Baked BeansTuesday, September 27 2005 @ 02:02 PM Contributed by: Anonymous Views: 1,787 Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day, he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this" so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
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