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    Gladys & The Mirror
    Tuesday, April 10 2007 @ 10:39 AM
    Contributed by: AnIrishMystic
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    Humor Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

    "You know, Harvey," she comments, "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my arms and legs

    are as flabby as popped balloons, and my backside looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenburg!"

    She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."

    Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

    Services for Harvey will be held Friday morning at 10:30 at Taylor Funeral Home.

      


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