Gladys & The Mirror
Tuesday, April 10 2007 @ 10:39 AM
Contributed by: AnIrishMystic
"You know, Harvey," she comments, "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and my backside looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenburg!"
She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."
Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for Harvey will be held Friday morning at 10:30 at Taylor Funeral Home.