Free Jokes! Please guys, don't take offense. It really IS funny, you know. Man-Bashing What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door. When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? Three, if you slice them very thinly. Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore. What are a woman's four favorite animals? A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that. What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect." |
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Here you will have some fun! These are a collection of online jokes and funny
stories. We hope to keep adding more, as we go along. If you have
any humor relating to Paganism or the occult, as always, feel free to share! |
Just like the one above. Many to choose from! Send them to a friend. All Free!! |
