Free Jokes! WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN     A small boy is sent to bed by his father.     Five minutes later:     "Da-ad..."     "What?"     "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"     "No. You had your chance. Lights out."     Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."     "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"     "I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to     spank you!!"     Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..."     "WHAT??!!"     "When you come in to spank me, can you bring     me a drink of water?"     ***************************************     An exasperated mother, whose son was     always getting into mischief, finally asked him,     "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"     The boy thought it over and said,     "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out     and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says     "For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'"     **************************************     One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm     a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.     She was about to turn off the light when he asked     with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep     with me tonight?"     The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.     "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in     Daddy's room."     Little voice: "The big sissy."

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